Off Me Tree

Published by Reblogs - Credits in Posts, June 13th, 2022

'I'm off me tree!' he claps with glee

and from his branch does launch

springs like a Jackinthebox without the box

quite high into the sky

but comes down hard like a big lump of lard

begins to sway as his legs give way

so lands halfarse on his arse

'Well this is a crime - I used to do it all the time!'

he picks himself up and wipes his butt

and limps like a blimp

to the nearest frog-fille